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So, Palantir’s stock is on another tear. Let me guess the ingredients without even looking: a dash of "AI," a sprinkle of "defense contract," and a whole lot of vague, forward-looking statements. Yep, checks out. This time, the magic words are "Poland" and "partnership," a development that sent the stock rallying according to reports like Palantir Stock (PLTR) Extends Rally in Pre-Market after Surprise Defense Deal with Poland. The stock is up over 150% this year, and every time CEO Alex Karp shakes hands with a European official, another thousand Robinhood accounts pile in.
And I’m just sitting here watching it all, wondering if I’m the only one who sees the show for what it is.
This isn't investing; it's hype-chasing. Palantir announced a "letter of intent" with Poland’s Ministry of Defense. A letter. Of intent. In corporate-speak, that’s just a step above "we exchanged pleasantries over coffee." I can just picture the scene: a sterile Warsaw conference room, the faint hum of air conditioning, two guys in suits—Karp and Defense Minister Wladyslaw Kosiniak-Kamysz—forcing smiles for the cameras. A firm handshake, a signed piece of paper, and boom, the market goes nuts.
But what did they actually agree to? The press release is conveniently silent on the financial terms. We're told Poland is looking at Palantir's systems and plans to spend a whopping $55 billion on defense next year. That big, shiny number is dropped in there to make you feel like Palantir just hit the jackpot. But how much of that is Palantir actually getting? A billion? A million? Fifty bucks and a coupon for pierogies? We have no idea. This ain't a contract, it's a press release.
This whole cycle feels like watching a trailer for a summer blockbuster. Palantir cuts together all the best parts—the explosions, the dramatic handshakes, the buzzwords—and sells you a ticket. But they don't show you the two hours of boring dialogue and plot holes that might be in the actual movie. The "movie," in this case, is the Q3 earnings report coming on November 3.
And this is where the story gets really weird.

While retail investors are high-fiving each other, Wall Street is basically shrugging. The consensus rating is a "Hold." This is a bad sign. No, "bad" doesn't cover it—it's a five-alarm warning light. A "Hold" rating when a stock has shot up 150% is the analyst's polite way of saying, "This thing is flying way too close to the sun, and we don't want our names on the wreckage when it falls." The average price target actually implies a downside risk of over 16%.
So who are we supposed to believe? The manic frenzy of the market or the lukewarm caution of the professionals whose entire job is to analyze this stuff? It’s another Tuesday in the tech world, where every company just slaps an "AI" sticker on their forehead and watches the money roll in. It’s exhausting. Offcourse, maybe I'm the crazy one for wanting things like "confirmed revenue" and "signed contracts" before declaring victory.
The Zacks report is even more confusing. It talks about a high probability of an earnings beat based on past performance, but then points out that the "Most Accurate Estimate" has recently been lowered by analysts, resulting in a negative "Earnings ESP." It’s a mess of conflicting signals that has analysts asking, Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR) Earnings Expected to Grow: Should You Buy? They expect 70% year-over-year growth in earnings and 50% in revenue... and the market just eats it up without question.
What happens if they miss those sky-high expectations by a single penny? Does this whole house of cards come tumbling down? Or will Karp just announce another "letter of intent" with Lichtenstein's navy and send the stock soaring again?
Let's be real. Palantir is a brilliant marketing company that happens to sell software. They’ve mastered the art of narrative warfare, convincing governments they’re indispensable and convincing investors they’re the next Google. I’m not saying their tech is vaporware, but the valuation is completely detached from the publicly-proven reality.
This Poland deal is a perfect example. It’s a fantastic story. But until I see the dollar signs on a legally binding document, it’s just that—a story. Betting on Palantir right now isn't a bet on their technology. It's a bet that the story will keep getting better, louder, and more exciting, and that there will always be a bigger fool willing to buy in at a higher price. Good luck with that.